She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money

She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby
I'm her honey

I'm never gonna let her go

He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays

I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen

He's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go


Chorus
In spite of ourselves

We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize

We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts

Dancin' in our eyes.

She thinks all my jokes are corny

Convict movies make her ^^&$#*
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs

She takes a lickin'
And keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her go.


He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie

Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
He's my baby

I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him go


Repeat Chorus

In spite of ourselves

We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize

We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts

Dancin' in our eyes.
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.


In spite of ourselves