Fat blonde lady
With two kids and husband
Eating after school

She's depressed
Obsessively discontent
With each ounce of food


CHORUS
Can I take your order

Anything you want
I'm your waitress
I'm sorry if your food don't come out hot

I'm your waitress
I'll take it over
Do anything for you

I'm your waitress
Your waitress
Your waitress


A Nasty man who smells of
Liquor bottle

Foaming up with drool
He checks me down
While my boss yells at me

Looking like a fool

CHORUS

Can I take your order
Anything you want
I'm your waitress

I'm sorry if your food don't come out hot
I'm your waitress
I'll take it over

Do anything for you
I'm your waitress
Your waitress

Your waitress

BRIDGE

Does it have to be so hard?
Yes we accept credit cards


Reality kicks in
I work my $$# off for a tip or two
I take an order after order

Repeating a Déjà Déjà vu

CHORUS

Can I take your order
Anything you want
I'm your waitress

I'm sorry if your food don't come out hot
I'm your waitress
I'll take it over

Do anything for you
I'm your waitress
Your waitress

Your waitress