Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
Hello, hi there, i heard that you were single now/

From Facebook, you're the one that guys are checkin out/
I can tell you and you man would always fight/
That won't be us cause I promise that we'll be like/

Cosmo and Wanda/
Or music and lyrics/
Under these blankets and covers/

And we'll be like waffles and syrup/
So I promise that if you take my hand today/
I'll take care of you It don't matter what they say/

If you ever cry I'll wipe off all of your tears/
As long as you're with me you'll have nothing to fear/


(Chorus)
I'll
Take you to a place where/

you don't have to think of him/
and we can go wheeere
ever you want/


It won't cost you damn thing/
love don't got no price at all/

so if you need me,
you can bet your bottom dollar I'll be there/



(Verse 2)
Cosmo and Wanda, we'll have a Poof like Snookie/

I know that you're so pure you don't just give guys your cookie/
Forget all of the guys that make me feel like a rookie/


And I understand that you've been hurt back in the past/
Saying that you love them but you were moving too fast/
You thought that you could trust them but they just wanted to smash/

I may not be the best but I'll be better than your last/
I've known you for a while but to you I'm just a guy/
You don't understand how bad it feels to see you cry/

Girl you're so beautiful don't need to be insecure/
Even though I make jokes and you think that I'm immature/
Just don't get it wrong, I mean everything I say/

Forget about that other guy, he was probably gay/
You're giving guys your number even though they're not callin'/
I can take you out even though I'm not ballin'/

You're whole crew is cute, but baby you're the baddest/
Just to let you know,
make it official, Facebook status/

Yeah he's an $$#hole, just come over to my place/
And I can help help you forget him like Myspace/


(Chorus)