Good afternoon ladies and gentleman, this is your KAPTN.

Ricky Ricardo.

She'll be back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.
Kaptn.

She'll be back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.


Hey, hey, hey, hey Lucy.
I'm home.
Where you been?

Oh, I know.
You been conga dancing?
Well me too.

Now you got some 'xplaining to do.
This ain't about me, it's about you.
Everything you sayin' ain't true.

I never trust the b in apartment 23,
Cause she f*cking the dude in 22.
Got hands all in her gato.

Hot sauce on her taco.
Turned her face to Picasso.
Head, this is rittatto.

Boom.

Baby, I went Ricky Ricardo.

But you be Lucy Goosey,
When you be on that bottle.
Say you wanna leave me,

Cause you caught me cheating.
Baby, I ain't worried, worried, worried.
I know.


She'll be back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.

She'll be back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.


Boom.
See that girl like va-va-va-va-voom.
Show a naked $$# like uh-ba-baboon.

Watch me do my wapabaloo.
Early in the morning get the @@#!-a-doodle-doo.
They call me the captain.

Two girls, four !@%$ bouncin'.
So proud of my Johnson.
That's Johnson, Johnson, and Johnson.

I don't f*ck with no socks.
Cold feet, ain't gon' stop.
Get up off of those sheets.

Unless you doin' my laundry.
I am the white Tyrese.
Sweet lady come talk to me.

But please don't try and seduce me.
Cause girl, I really love Lucy.


Oh baby, I went Ricky Ricardo.
But you be Lucy Goosey,
When you be on that bottle.

Say you wanna leave me,
Cause you caught me cheating.
Baby, I ain't worried, worried, worried.

I know.

She'll be back! [x3]

Ricky Ricardo.
She'll be back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.


Lucy Goosey!
Hey I admit, I went a little bit too Ricky Ricardo, didn't I mamasita?

But you are my flower.
Sorry Lucy, I went Ricardo.
I know you'll be back tomorrow.

Get your whining $$# out my carro.
She will be back, that's mamarro.

Come here mamasita.
You're my floresita.

Lucy-si-si-sita.
Come meet your fajita.
Come here mamasita.
You're my floresita.
Lucy-si-si-sita.

Come meet your fajita.

Dinner's ready!

Cause I'm Ricky Ricardo.


She'll be back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.
She'll be back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.


She'll be back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.
She'll be back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.


She'll be back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.
She'll be back! [x3]
Ricky Ricardo.