In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him though

And now you know, I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Edward Cullen


Wish I could be Cul-len
Wish that I could get all the girls, yo

Didn?t have to breathe, didn?t have to eat food
And of course I want to read everybodys thoughts
I wanna sparkle in the light, and drive a Volvo

And honestly I wanna play the Piano
Although it would suck to never turn 18
Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me

I wanna say that Dracula is my homie
Be a Vegetarian even though I eat meat
Wanna say that Carlisle is my daddy

That?s such an awesome name, they?ll all be jealous of me




Wish I could be in, Dr. Cullen?s
Family and the Olympic Coven

Then Edward can, be my brethren
And he can tell me how to be more like him
Jasper and Emmett are so cool also

And Alice is like Katy Perry Hot N? Cold




Don?t wanna be near Rosalie, though
Cause I have a thing about being around a-holes

I?d run and tell Edward to leave Bella, please
It?s obvious she would much rather be with me
And if he says no, then I?ll have to agree

Cause honestly, he could beat the crap outta me




Walkin, walkin, walkins dumb
Wish I could do the Edward run

Then I would be real quick too
And I could get home in time for Scooby Doo
If I was Edward, I would be

1,000,000 times hotter then he could ever be
And James would be afraid of me
I would live happily

If I could read peoples thoughts
I wanna have Edwards life
I wanna graduate a thousand times





Cullen~