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KANYE WEST lyrics : "The New Workout Plan"

[Intro]
You just popped in the Kanye West
Get right for the summer workout tape

And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly
You might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player
Man, at least a dude wit' a car

So first of all we gon' work on the stomach
Nobody wants a little tight $$#!


[Verse 1]
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this

Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave
Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed

It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited
Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick
What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me

So excuse me miss, I forgot your name
Thank you, God bless you, good night I came..
I came...

I came..

[Chorus:]

It's been a week without me
And she feels weak without me
She wanna talk it out but

Ain't nothin to talk about less
She talks about freakin out so
Maybe we can work it out

Work it out [4x]
Maybe we could work it out


[Verse 2]
Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette
My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista said get it wet

Ooh, girl your breath is HARSH
Cover your mouth up like you got SARS
Off them tracks yea I bought them cars

Still killa a ^!$$% on 16 bars
We ain't sweatin' to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat
Maybe one day girl we can bone

So you can brag to all your homies now
But I still mess with a big girl if you ain't fit girl I'll hit girl
1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz

4 door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8
All the mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating

Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas

[Chorus]


[Interlude: Ladies speaking w/ Kanye in the background]
[Jill] Hi, may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to

Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player
And like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive
I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo!


[Lasandra] My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say
that ever since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape

I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's
put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun
And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta $#&@ Ray Ray's

broke $$# no mo'

(Work it mo' juge it mo' pump it mo, Chi-town mo' let's go mo')


[Alamae] My name is Alamae from Mobille, Alabama
and I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape

I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide
And I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane


[Girl] Thanks to Kanye's workout plan
I'm the envy of all my friends
See I pulled me a baller man (yeah)

And I don't gotta work at the mall again

[Beat changes]

(Lemme break ya wit' a piece of)

My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!)
I wanna see you work out (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(It's that old Michael Jackson %#@!)

That's right put in work, move your $$#, go wizzerk

Eat your salad, no dessert
Get that man you deserve
It's Kanye's workout plan
I said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen)
It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself)

His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time around I want y'all to clap like this)

That's right, put in work
Move your $$#, go wizzerk
Eat your salad, no dessert

Get that man you deserve (Stop!)
It's Kanye's workout plan (Ok bring)
I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired)
It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not, 'cuz on this one I need ya)
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (To give me a soul clap ok? Double time)


That's right, put in work (Woo!)
Move your $$#, go wizzerk (Ow!
Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!)
Get that man you deserve

That's right, put in work (Put in work)
Move your $$#, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk)

Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert)
Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh)

That's right, put in work (That's right put in work)
Move your $$#, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert)
Get that man you deserve (Woo!)


(Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good) [Applause and cheering]
(I appreciate your time)
I want to see you work out for me
Woah, yeah

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