Just when you thought it was safe to go
back in the party on your own
It's like the night of the living dead

With beer in hand and lampshade on head
Fast forward two weeks
someone's coming up your street

Fast forward two weeks
what is that is that a rat a tat tat tat


Sooner or later there will be a knock at the door now
you
Won't know what you're doin' or what you're doin' it

for
And then you say to yourself
That guy is everywhere

That guy is everywhere
That guy is everywhere


I was definitely there with you that night
when you looked like you had seen a ghost
I remember because you turned off the lights

and we hid In a pile of coats
Now fast forward two weeks
Fast forward two weeks

what was that was that a rat a tat tat tat

Sooner or later there'll be a knock at the door but you

won't know what your doin' or what you're doin' it for
then you say to yourself
That guy is everywhere

that guy is everywhere
that guy is everywhere oh


Activated the security light as he came up the garden
path
we all waited and tried to be quiet

and we suddenly heard that rat a tat tat tat

Sooner or later there'll be a knock at the door but

you won't know what your doin' or what you're doin' it
for
then you say to yourself

That guy is everywhere
that guy is everywhere
that guy is everywhere


Count me out (repeat 11x)
Whoah (repeat 9x)