Who needs a house up on a hill,
When you can have one on four wheels
And take it anywhere the wind might go

You don't ever have to mow the yard
Just hang a map and throw a dart
Pray to God the engine starts and go


Water and electric and a place to drain the septic
Any KOA is A-OK as long as I'm with you

So come on hitch your wagon
To the living room I'm draggin'
If I can't bring you to my house

I'll bring my house to you

Parking lots and county lines

Coutin' mile marker signs
Where the buffalo and antelope roam
Greetings from Niagara Falls

One more postcard for the wall
Off in our home sweet home away from home
Water and electric and a place to drain the septic

Any KOA is A-OK as long as I'm with you
So come on hitch your wagon
To the living room I'm draggin'

If I can't bring you to my house
I'll bring my house to you


In Washington, in Idaho
In Oregon and away we go
To Tennessee and Arkansas

No we won't stop 'til we've seen 'em all
'Til we've seen 'em all


So what else could you ask for?
You don't even need a passport
To see the whole world from our living room

So come on hitch your wagon
To the happiness I'm draggin'
If I can't bring you to my house

I'll bring my house to you
If I can't bring you to my house
I'll bring my house to you


It don't matter where we go
We'll never be alone

Anywhere besides you
Is a place that I'll call home
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