I can't wait for that bell to ring, and it's done cookin'
Coming out red hot, straight from the oven
And I burnt myself, but just had to shove it

In my mouth...Ouch
We're crazy, and we don't mind all the shopping
Got the cinnamon pie, crisp crust

Pumpkin or chocolate
There ain't nothin' like a little oozin' when we cut it
We want pie...tonight



And as long as I got my apple pie

I'mma eat it off of the floor tonight
Got that pecan and the cool key lime
We gon' show you a few pies

Happiness in every slice
Mississippi mud is my favorite kind
Crumbs are all over the place tonight

We gon' show you a few pies



Grab a slab of some pie dough
Rolling pin, now it's flat dough
Shape it out in the pie tin

Fruit's in then we watch it rise slow
A few seconds and it's fresh
Now it's out, we're coolin' it down for the test

That's what i'm talkin' 'bout
'Cause it's the best
Dessert you could get

For the taste and the sex
Cheers to success, clean up the mess
Then we bake a pie with some human flesh

Uh...this is cherry pecan
We add some cheetos for no reason
Same pie different angle

Got lemon meringue too
And blueberry with the crumbs
I'll show you how to do this drunk

We're bakers, you're haters
Make pie, eat later
Can't forget pizza, the pie in the freeza

Or 3.14, go 'head n' ask ya teacher
We praise pie, so they call us the pie preachers
The pie's hot, you could say it got a fever

Bakin' different pies is so much fun
I showed you how to do this son!



And as long as I got my apple pie
I'mma eat it off of the floor tonight

Got that pecan and the cool key lime
We gon' show you a few pies
Happiness in every slice

Mississippi mud is my favorite kind
Crumbs are all over the place tonight
We gon' show you a few pies