I got ten fingers and ten little toes
An overactive bladder and a runny nose
Making all kinds of messies on the carpet floor

I am baby ? hear me roar

Well! I dove into this gig headfirst six months ago

Now I'm the leading actor in a live stage show
For nine months prior I just made mom fat
But the rumor is you had something to do with that


So watch me daddy ? I promise I won't break your heart
Yeah you just watch me daddy ? I swear that I'm the best for the part

I know I make you crazy when it's time for my meal
But at least it isn't gas, you know I'm smiling for real
So you just watch me, daddy ? I promise I won't break your heart


Now crawling towards the kitchen, crawl right down the hall
Crawling towards the ba!@&(t I drive daddy up the wall

Stimulus, response ? got my parents in the groove
'Cause nothing's gonna pacify my need to move


Well! I dove into this gig headfirst eight months ago
Now I'm the leading actor in a live stage show
Impressing everybody with the noises I make

Now it's your turn to get me for mommy's sake

Watch me daddy ? I promise I won't break your heart

Yeah, yeah watch me daddy ? I swear that I'm the best for the part
I'm a born performer and a natural clown
I'm sitting up and I'm getting down

So you just watch me, daddy ? I promise I won't break your heart

Now I'm toddling and a-waddling, I'm all over the place

Breakfast on my shirt, dirt on my face
Throwing my food, teasing the cat,
Making eyes at the ladies ? yeah, I like it like that


Well! I dove into this gig headfirst a year ago
And I'm still the leading actor in a live stage show

The star of every party and the favorite son
At least until my parents have another one


Watch me daddy ? I promise I won't break your heart
Yeah you just watch me daddy ? I swear that I'm the best for the part
Oh, it's not always easy, but we'll be OK

'Cause I know no matter what you'll love me anyway
So you just watch me daddy ? I promise I won't break your heart