Yo I'm the Kung Fu Panda
Dragon Warrior, you haters ought to show some manners
To my rap and kung fu, ya'll cant hold a candle

!#)( from the east, but homie it don't even matter

'Cause I'm the only one who ever wins when we battlin'

Real life rapper, you ^!$$%s a bunch of mannequins
Chosen one Anakin, didn't even mean to
Can't grow a beard, man $#&@ master Shi Fu


I do all the things that you never ever can't do
All these lotus flowers that be sittin' on my bamboo

Now I'm let loose, so you ain't ever gonna stop this
Dad look like a goose, guess I'm probably adopted


Lovin' the crew, 'cause we furious
Asian so cool, he make 'em white girls curious
Never stop at all, I don't need no periods

Black and white like Batman, why you no serious

I'm on my grind, you a no show

On the runway takin' flight, you a no go
I'm the best, you so so, meet me in my dojo
Everybody always runnin' scared from the popo


Beast from the east, if you ain't with it too bad
^!$$% tryin' to cop my dragon scroll, it's blank, you mad

Everyone around me all be askin' how he do that
This that Wu Xi Finger Hold noodle soup swag