Verse 1

Yo I'm the hottest %#@! that you done ever heard of

Go 'head hit me up if you be askin' bout a murder
Scotland Yard investigating, I already done it though
Figured out who pulled the trigger just about a year ago


Pip pip, cheerio, bought your girl a drink,
Now I'm the reason why you gotta settle for a wank

Forensics all up in this ish, evidence I never miss
Seconds feel like minutes, ya'll givin me too much time to think


People always asking how I make my projects
$#&@ Protools, only use Reason and Logic
Papers filling up my room, I don't even clean up

Used to spitting nice flows, just bringing my mean up

And all them haters, I forgot what you had said to me

All the way in college, you ^!$$%s just elementary
Word on street I'm in the game, from what I heard you're not
People saying I'm the bomb, no %#@! Sherlock


Verse 2


Ego so big, I don't really care what you say
You already know, thats why I'm repping for the UK
Brains and brawn is what I got, haters gon' be hating me

If you got a problem come and find me up on Baker Street

I'm in them books, and yet I don't even care for that

You ain't ever even been published my ^!$$% where you at
Opening a can of whoop $$# on Moriarty
Moment I step in is the moment you start the party


Smoke cigars and my pipe even when it rains
I'm so smart that I don't even gotta ask for brain

Just solved the whole case, ya'll didn't even find nothing
Rapping like olympians, I'm going from China to London


I'm with my boy Watson by the time the day is through
No Monopoly, the only game I ever play is Clue
Deducing's what I do, solving crime it's nothing new

I'm the real %#@!, so why the $#&@ you watching Scooby Doo