Got a lot %#@! for me to prove I'm the nicest
dynamite sticks in ur $$#, but no hype %#@!

me, I freestyle better than when u write %#@!
dog I'mma kill you, you might get your mike vic'd
it doesn't matter race, I'mma half white prick

but ur girl appreciates the tan complexion of my dick
u better call a psychic, can I get a mic check?
U aint a rapper cause u write rhymes on ur sidekick

im a true rapper dress like a don dapper
u full of %#@! like u were invented by john crapper
I'll slap ya $#&@ it if he dies, he dies

if he doesnt then I bet that he barely survived

Hip hop is revived, cause of me the blocks

live so u better take the backstreet, boys,
like !@$)got guys I paid for the supersize so
I ain't sharin my fries but ur a fruitcake,

so take the apple pies and I'll decide to shoot
you, ur flow is so doo doo u'll be the first !@$)
that ain't die from aids on mcdougal or take you

to bowery and beat u down hourly ur just two #~!!@
like tia tamara mowry rappin this phat, it's hard
to burn a calorie old school terminology, I dare

you try to battle me if u know me, I'm your favorite,
even tho I ain't famous I'm hot dogs from nathans,
cookies from amos'


So sick, I might even be on the plague list
I'll $#&@ ur (*##$ in the studio

like nick and norah's playlist
record the whole thing the %#@!'ll be a moan track
you'll prolly screech when u

hear how we were both prozac
sno dat I'm a bowlegged ^!$$%
@@#!y cause that's how your legs on the bowl ^!$$%

I spit rhymes trying to fulfill my goals ^!$$%
im bow legged so I call my nuts my bowls ^!$$%
I gotta gift, something everyone should kno...

Cause presents always looks better with a bow
juice beats gave me this beat and it's off we go


Off with his head & taking tags off of toes
I've made friends enemies & friends off of foes
I meet a (*##$, real quick, comes off her clothes

yo... They (*##$es say I'm cute plus good at rap
so I turn their panty liners to a $#&@ing wet nap
dead that get back head lap ex lax

in other words I get brains for
the %#@! I drop on tracks
can you $#&@in do that