Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die


Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie


Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place


Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die


Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue

"I wonder what's this red button do?"

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die


Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die