So you met him at Shoney's and he gave you his card
And you said you'd go out Friday night
Well, he's a total stranger but he's tall and he's cute

Girl, am I getting this right?
Now didn't we cover all this ground last week?
When the last loser left you alone

Now here we are havin' the same conversation
And I'm wonderin' if there's anybody home


[Chorus:]
Hello?
Are you listening?

Have you even heard a single word I said?
Hello, wake up and smell his cheap cologne
How can I get it through your fairytale head?

Clue phone's ringing
Girl, it's for you, hello


It seems like you're always falling for the same guy
You just change the face and the name
But if you're gonna keep fishing in a pool of shallow water

You can't give the fish all the blame
Yeah, this is how it is, I'm your friend and I love you
And I hate to see you hurting all the time

Now don't you put me on hold 'cause your call waiting's saying
That your Mr. Wrong is on the other line


[Repeat Chorus Twice]

Hello, hello, hello