This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed


Look at this hotel room, what do you see
Dollar, dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar, dollar, dollar sign
We don't have money so we can't touch anything

Put it on a credit card, debt, debt
This room's cool, this room's fine
It got Internet so I can get online

This internets kind of slow, this internets kinda slow

This is a nice hotel!

This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed
This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed


Walk into the room and I see
Housekeeping and my stuff (so mean)

There, that's better
You hear me after death, I thought I lost my sweater
There's only one bed, there's only one bed

Now call it in the air, now tails or heads? Both!
We're sleeping in the same bed
But it's okay cuz we're not telling, anyone


This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed

This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed


We're showering at the same time, we're showering at the same time
Cuz there's two shower heads not one
There two shower heads not one

We're showering at the same time, we're showering at the same time
Cuz there's two shower heads not one
And it's okay cuz we're not looking


This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed

This is a nice hotel!