In gillards past was a fraternity
With much curruption as you will see
There was a fella who was looking for a legal soubrette

To help him ensure his members funds he could get
He found him a partner who's young & naive
Abandoned her ethics when he gave her a squeeze

She $$#isted his cause, he collected the dough
They call it a slush fund, but the union don't know."


Woe is me! Shame and scandal in the alp. [ Chorus ]

Woe is me! Shame and scandal in the alp.


The months went by and the firm found out,
And gillard's integrity's surrounded by doubt

She went to her partners, tried to explain
They shook their heads cos too much doubt still remains
You can't practice here - we're letting you go

The greek may be bull%#@!ting, but it takes one to know."

Woe is me! Shame and scandal in the alp. [ Chorus ]


Woe is me! Shame and scandal in the alp.


She called on her cronies to cover her tracks,
No shortage of hangers-on to massage the facts
Says there's nothing to see and LOOK over there!

But there's questions still to answer and we're going nowhere

Woe is me! Shame and scandal in the alp. [ Chorus ]


Woe is me! Shame and scandal in the alp.