Mr., Mr., Mr., do you hear me?

Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your %#@!, yes, I do


Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no no


You're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are




I've been checking my clock wouldn't it be worth a lot


If you would just call me, boy

We've been talking a lot, saying it'd be worth a shot


Saying that you want to fall




Wouldn't it be nice if you would turn up?


Maybe once or twice you'd pick the phone up


Shout it to my heart to know you won't be true

I keep hoping that I'll sober, maybe realize it's over


Will I ever see a change in you?




Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your %#@!


Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no


You're selfish yes, you are




Ain't got enough mistakes on my page for it all


You got me $#&@ed, you got me $#&@ed, baby

There was a time when I cried, now I don't care at all


Now I'm just bored, I'm so bored




See it's the same of something stupid


Had a falling out with Cupid


Told me fairy tales of someone with a heart




My prince charming took a wrong turn


When it sings and never came over

Will you smile and laugh when you're alone?


Will you smile, baby?




You're Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your %#@!


Yes, I do


Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no, no

You're selfish yes, you are




Mr. Wankerman, hey, hey, there


Mr., Mr., yeah, Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah



Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your %#@!


Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no

You're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are




Mr. Wankerman, I'm gunna, I'm gunna let my band

Tell you something worth thinking about


Tell him for me, tell him for me now



Mr., Mr., Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah, yeah


Mr. Wankerman, I'm so tired, we all tired

Every single one of us here, we're sick and tired

We're sick and tired of your %#@!




Mr. Wankerman, I've been so tired of your %#@!

Along with everything else, baby

Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect for your lady


And you're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are



Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah


Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah

Mr. Wankerman, you a wankerman

Yeah, yeah, yeah




I put up with your %#@! for such a long time

I'm not gunna take no more, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'm tired, baby, can't you see that I'm tired, love?


I even had to, I had to write song about it



It's ridiculous, yeah, to get you off my chest

Out of my head, out of my life for good, baby

'Cause you're just a silly little wankerman

Not worth it, silly little man, yeah



Moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on

To someone, taller, cuter, nicer and all the way better

And everything, everything I need, dear, yeah

You just so silly, baby, you're a wankerman



Thank you for dusty, love, she's really cute

And thank you for the lyrics, love, they really helped me out

Thank you for growing me up

I lost a lot of trust with you but I'm wiser for it, yes, I am



Now you can go on, boy

Don't turn around, just keep walking

Mr. Wankerman, yes, walking, walking, baby

You got a couple issues in your head

Nothing but a no-good, dirty ugly $$#hole

Maybe that was a little harsh

Walking, walking



Keep on bouncing, yeah, yeah

Keep on bouncing, step, step, stepping

Keep on stepping, keep on moving on

One foot in front of the other

Get the $#&@ out of my face, (*##$

That's a keeper



(*##$, Mr. Wankerman

He's such a twat

Did anybody see 'War of the Worlds'?