With 55 gallons of lube
I'd be all the talk of the town
Make a slip and slide built for a king

You could say I would, well, get around

With 55 gallons of lube

Oh wouldn't it just feel so good
To dump it on Ricky Santorum
Then drop him in West Hollywood


With 55 gallons of lube
Zac Efron had better watch out

The things I would do to that man
I'd get twenty to life, no doubt


With 55 gallons of lube
Pam Anderson would shout hooray!
She wouldn't need lube for a while

Well, at least for a day

With 55 gallons of lube

I can't help but think of Lance Bass
How quickly he's use up this lube
By spreading it all on his....hair


With 55 gallons of lube
I imagine you might be quite mad

'Cause I'd us it all up all in a night
With your dad