Down in Jamaica
They got lots of pretty women
Steal your money

Then they break your heart
Lonesome Sue
She's in love with ol' Sam

She take him from the fire
Into the frying pan


On and on
She just keeps on trying
And she smiles

When she feels like crying
On and on


Poor ol' Jimmy
Sits alone in the moonlight
He saw his woman kiss another man

So he takes a ladder
Steals the stars from the sky
Puts on Sinatra

And starts to cry

(Chorus)