Revenge is a dish best served sweet
And any revenge is incomplete
Without insatiable lust for power

But don't immediately devour
First some pain and sadness should
Be laid onto a piece of wood

Carved into a bulbous shape
Dressed with lettuce, rice and grapes
Then make that boat the centerpiece

And moving on to the rest of the feast
There's jealousy to bake in
A 12 by 2 cupcake tin

The frosting made from misery
And knowledge of dark wizardy
Self loathing makes a wonderful loaf

A loathing loaf is good to loathe
And feeding this to your sad mistress
Feels like you just missed christmas

Hatred comes in a colorful can
It's a put me down for the broken man
A battered soul is reflected by

An agonizing meat pit
The soup is full of chunks of defeat
And stupid, angry hunks of meat

Words of spit will fill your mouth
Sentiment trapped trying to get out
And finally you bring out the master dish

For which you've pined for longed and wished
Cuz any meal is incomplete
Without revenged served so sweet