Dayna Morales said
She serverd customers that were prejudiced
But then when she was pressed

Turns out she made it up

It really did snow in the Middle East

But this picture of the sphinx beast
Covered in snow was a low blow
It was from a theme park in Japan


Elan Gale and his white whale
In Thanksgiving skies

He made her up as a punching bag
For the internet to despise


And 4Chan with their master plan
To get young girls who love Justin
To cut themselves it was the internet's worst side


Jimmy Kimmel's twerking fail
Samsung paying apple in nickels

Childs christmas letter to amazon
The eagle snatching the baby
The Chinese husband who sued his wife

When his children we so ugly
And he found out that she had gotten
Plastic surgery


Horse Ebookes twitter account
The waterproof iPhone

former NSA chief Michael Hayden's $$#assination;
Nelson Mandela's death picture
Manti Te'o got catfished

This woman said she was living in poverty
And gathered up donations