I like sex
But Dick Santorum says I shouldn't
He's repressed

From years trapped in a sweater vest
Let's get him laid
Juicy with a busty coed

Or instead
Hot spit coming with a twink in a dungeon


He needs to get it
In way that will stick
It's our duty to teach him

let's go Santorum Dick

Let's get him laid

Let's get Dick Santorum laid
Let's hire tranny hookers
For tax deductible bondage play

Get him laid
And he won't be so dismayed
Procreation is all well and good

But a good $#&@ goes a long way
Let's get him laid!


Sex with a dog
Maybe that's the thing he's needing
He brought it up

Seen a certain way he was pleading
Maybe there's a fetish
Scat or feet or cowboy spurs

It could be anything
A !@(* labeled his and hers


methinks the senator
doth protest too much
Let's unclench his buttocks

With that soft human touch

Let's get him laid

Let's get Dick Santorum laid
Let's hire tranny hookers
For tax deductible bondage play

Get him laid
And he won't be so dismayed
Procreation is all well and good

But a good $#&@ goes a long way
Let's get him laid!


Out in the meadow where the blue jays fly
dick santorum sits buck naked crying out his eyes
Bubbling under the surface he would that he could

But if he can't get it then no one should

Maybe Dick

Does things in secret that would astonish
He wouldn't be the first
With his polarity reversed

Come out and join the fun
Wave your hands in the air Dick Santorum
Shoot your gun

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