When the lawn turns white
And the pond gets icy
It's time for hot chocolate

And driving so dicy
Cause these dirt, dirt roads
Are unforgiving

And that's just what you get
When you're living
In the woods


When it's 14 degrees
And the trees hang low

You put on Sound of Silence
And play nintendo
The rhythm in the songs

Keep your mind from decaying
Samus is your friend
It's the game we're always playing

In the woods

In the woods you can dream of cities so huge

Of making a name out in the world
You can watch people dance on the TV
And you grab your crotch and spin and twirl


When the time slows down
And icicles form

I see caves in the snow
And elves so forlorn
I see giant camels walking

I see dark eyed dragons
There is no limit
To the things that I imagine

In the woods

Now the city streets are white

And sheets of ice fall down
I'm hurrying this way
And that way all around

Now I'm creaky and slow
Held together with tape
But there's a place that I go

When I want to escape into
The woods