Hey Kristopher
You were doctor of the month this year
Eating Bacon cheeseburger pizza from God fathers

Hey Kristopher
I know ticks are a fear
But Sporty and Rachel will keep you safe when you're hiking in Nisswa


Some patients call you Ken on account of your hair
You wear a fuzzy brown robe that makes you look like a bear

You love having your own den and eating Chewy Sweet Tarts
And Sporty and Rachel love you with all of their hearts


So Hey Kristopher
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas from your wife

You are her Besty
For the rest of your life
Hey Kristopher

Merry Christmas
Time to build with Lego blocks
Maybe watch some Voyager

I'm mad at you, fox
Hey Kristopher


Hey Kristopher
You're getting buff at Bar Starz
And at combat conditioning

You're playing risk every month
And taking your vitamins
Taking Sporty to the butterfly house

And hanging with Mark Terveen

Eating those lemon blueberry waffles and bacon

You can fall asleep in exactly 3 seconds
You can fix those sprinkler heads anytime they break
And I know you'll write a best selling novel someday


Science fiction and amazon prime
Jazz Hands for your son

Rubik's cube and Egypitian talk
And being super nice to everyone
Drinking Burn and mint condition

And playing guitar and piano
Working on your magazine
and dreaming of the weather San Francisco


So Hey Kristopher
Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas from your wife
You are her Besty
For the rest of your life

Hey Kristopher
Merry Christmas
Time to build with Lego blocks

Maybe watch some Voyager
I'm mad at you, fox
Hey Kristopher