Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you've met my $$#istant Scarface

His appearance is quite disturbing
But I $$#ure you he's harmless enough
He's a sweetheart, calls me master

And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me

I'm so into you

But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree

If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head

Say I shouldn't kill you yet

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies

Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?


I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you

Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be

A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet


Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere

And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
But it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here


You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?

I've been patient, I've been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling, my hungry children

Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you

I'm so into you

But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree

If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head

Say I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet