Take a boat, take a plane
Go to London, go to Spain
Take a train from Amsterdam to Monaco

Take a loved one if you think
They enjoy things that stink
Cause everything is different over there


When you're in Belgium you can eat
A lot of mayonnaise with your frites

And no one will say hey that's too much mayonnaise
Enjoy a German sausage hall
Eat an Italian meatball

But I hope you don't want a Twinkie
Because they don't have Hostess Twinkies over there


Over there you'll never feel at ease
Cause there's not much soap and there's too much cheese
And everyone wears clogs and rides on trains

Over there they'll make you regret that you ever
Saved their $$#es in World War II
Don't make me go over there


Cause I enjoy my freedom here
And I enjoy light-colored beer

I like to take showers
And I like to brush my teeth every day
Twice a day


They say that there's a place in France
Where the naked ladies dance

You can find it if you ask around
And there's a hole there in the wall
Where the men can see it all

But the men don't care
Because they chew their underwear
And the underwear they chew costs a dollar ninety-two

And the men go around with their ding dongs hanging down

Over there you'll never feel at ease

Cause there's not much soap and there's too much cheese
And everyone wears clogs and rides on trains
Over there they'll make you regret that you ever

Saved their $$#es in World War II
Don't make me go over there
No don't make me go over there

Don't make me go over there