The time has come to celebrate my birthday
We just redid the ba!@&(t, couch and all
You're all invited, even Mark Manelli

Just leave your coats and shoes in my front hall
We'll put on records and no one will dance
It's gonna be funny when Mark wets his pants


I'm having a party
Hey, you wanna sleep over?

We're gonna eat candy and get headaches in the ba!@&(t
I'm having a party
Hey, you wanna sleep over?

We're gonna play spin the bottle till it's time to go to bed

My mom is making onion dip and Fritos

Her secret recipe that never fails
My brother says he won't come down and punch me
And we can drink his four-pack of champales

Expect a visit from Fudgie the Whale
Ice cream and crunchies in his fudgy tail


I'm having a party
Hey, you wanna sleep over?
We're gonna eat candy and get headaches in the ba!@&(t

I'm having a party
Hey, you wanna sleep over?
We're gonna play spin the bottle till it's time to go to bed


Bed time is quiet time
A time for lovers

You can share my sleeping bag

I'm having a party

Hey, you wanna sleep over?
We're gonna eat candy and get headaches in the ba!@&(t
I'm having a party

Hey, you wanna sleep over?
We're gonna play spin the bottle till it's time to go to bed