MC CONFUSING:
MC Confusing back in this (*##$
With a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket

I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a brit with fake spit
And you don't understand it 'cause your not supposed to

Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
And I'm gonna leave soon but first I need to
Drink a Chevy Chase face and rape Robo-Cop 2


MC HISTORICAL INACCURACY:
Yo I'm MC Historical-Inaccuracy

I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in Seventy-Three
I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Franks diary
Which is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany

I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus
And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis
Like Moses when I focus I can split the red sea

Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army

MC DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLURALIZES WORD(S):

I'm MC Don't-Know-How-To-Pluralize-Word
I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
When there's more of one of something you're supposed to pluralize

But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive

MC CANADIAN STEREOTYPE:

Hello, I'm MC Canadian-Stereotype
I'm aboot to get started so let me get off the ice
But I don't want any trouble and I am always polite

Now lets hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like
But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue

Oh boy, I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee
Let's go to the hospital! Don't worry, here in Canada it's free, eh?


MC FATIGUE:
MC fatigue did 'ya miss me
I've been awake for five minutes 'cause I had a coffee

I'll try to get through my verse but I really don't know
I drank that coffee about five minutes ago


MC CHORUS GUY:
They hired me again to sing
This mother $#&@in' chorus

I haven't found a $#&@in' job yet
So I got to do this bull%#@!
(I can't take it I'm done)

I don't think that I can sing, another $#&@in' chorus
I think I'm going to jump off a bridge, or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did
(I think my dad has a gun)


MC KNOWS TOO MANY FACTS ABOUT BEES:
I'm MC Knows-Too-Many-Facts-About-Bees

Fifteen miles an hour is their average speed
A queen can lay up to three-thousand eggs in a day
Just 'cause I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay

(MC IN THE CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL):
I'm also MC In-The-Closet-Homosexual
I hide it 'cause it's easier to be heterosexual

We can't even get married in most states here in America
It's $#&@ed up! (Gay marriage is legal here in Canada! )


MC HOMOPHOBIC !#@*ING !#$#HOLE:
I'm MC Homophobic-$#&@ing-Asshole
Being gay is evil and it is unnatural

Jesus said to love thy neighbor but only if they are straight
^&@#$es go in ##&*%$s, anything else is just insane


MC EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE RHYMES:
I'm MC Extremely-Inappropriate-Rhymes
I shake things up like J-Fox when I get on the mic

And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeves' horse
And I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger, of course! (Woah!)


MC EXTREMELY POLITICALLY CORRECT:
I'm MC Extremely-Politically-Correct
I disagree with the previous MC's lyrical content
It's offensive, insensitive and in very bad taste
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Micheal Jackson passed away


MC FINAL VERSE:
Yo, MC Final-Verse here to end the song
One was enough we didn't need a sequel, Jon
Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy

But for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide

MC CHORUS GUY:
This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus
My dad's gun was in his closet

And I'm gonna end this bull%#@!
(I had a good run)
I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the chorus
Sayonara, and farewell, I guess I'll see you all in Hell!
(Four, Three, two, one! BANG!)