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Jon Lajoie lyrics : "Very Super Famous"

In the planet of Earth I am the most famous person of the world
Everybody knows who I am even the people who don't know who I am
Because, I am very super famous,

Super famous, super famous. (!#$*) very super famous
Lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous,super famous, super famous !#$*!

very super famous
You are not you are %#@!
All around the world people know who I am

Even in the Chinese countries like Japan
North South East West to East
Make their panties wet like ba!@&(ts in New Orleans

In the France language girls say "Montre moi tes genitals! "
Spanish girls also say things but I don't know
What they are talking about cause I don't speak Spanish at all

They are probably talking about how my ^&@#$ is super not small
I led the vaginist revolution in Russia they call me the @@#!-adile hunter in Australia
Wait that sounds like I hunt ^&@#$es I don't I do chicks

In Iraq they found "WMDs", women on my dick
I am Osama Ben !#)% the ##&*%$l terrorist on 69.11
I took down two chicks

And a third girl inexplicably collapsed on her own
Sorry I just watched loose for change, the !@$^spirasy video
German girls devour my Frank Squirter in Germany

I raised my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea
by that I mean I had sex with a girl on her period that's right
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight

In England girls ask me to be or not to be
The person who will take their !@#^ virginity I always do but
I still make sure to wear a condom, 'Cause My sperm is so famous it could make you pregnant in your bum

I am very super famous,
Super famous,super famous (!#$*) Very super famous,
Lot of people know I exist

I am very super famous,
Super famous, Super famous (!#$*!) Very super famous
You are not, so you are %#@!

If a lot of people know how you are means you are a talented artist
In order to be super famous you have to be the most smartest
When I am on the red carpets or at celebrities parties

Fat kids are on my dick like hot (*##$es on smarties
More people know me than there are people on the Earth
In all the thousands of countries people are singing my words

Even in the countries where people die cause they are so poor
They save up to buy my albums instead of going to the grocery store
Cause I am more famous than food that's right you heard me

More people know me than there are people who know how to eat
I' more famous than mountains
I' more famous than watches

But if you wanna hang with me make sure your panties are crotchless
I am like Lee Harvey Oswald... I shoot really fast
All over your face until your head flies back

Back back into the left
Back back into the left
For your safety wear a helmet and a !@&( proof vest

Yeah the Eiffel tower is a lot like my dick
It's big and it stings when soap get inside the tip
My sex moves are like the movie Die hard with revenge

There awesome and...Jeromy Irons is a good bad guy.
I am very super famous,
Super famous, super famous (!#$*!) Very super famous,

Lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous,
Super famous, super famous (!#$*!) Very super famous,

You are not so you are %#@!
The girls up North wanna get all up in my butt
Cause even though I'm Canadian I'm more famous than Canada

I'll light a dick fire to warm up your cold ##&*%$ hands
Then I'll cover you in white like the Ku Klux Klan
All the Mexicans love me down in South America

From Columbia to Brazil all the way to Algeria
I'm Che ##&*%$ I liberate girls from oppressive pants
I'm Fidel $$#tro the dictator of $$#

I'm Sodomy Hussein the king of being hung
I'm Queen A-&&^(abith I wear a crown of###
I'm president hard as A-rock Obama

I'm reforming the health care system
Wait that wasn't sexual
The paparazzi follows me every day in my life
I'm like Princess Diana except I am alive
I'm like AIDS everyone has heard of me

I'm happiest inside ##&*%$ I got HIV
I'm on the cover of magazines headline of the newspapers
Reads "Hide your daughter MC ##&*%$'s gonna rape her"
Wo! wo! I didn't write that
Sorry, sorry that was me, my bad

I am very super famous, super famous, super famous (!#$*!)
Very super famous,
Lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous, super famous, super famous (!#$*!)
Very super famous

You are not so you are %#@!.
Oh Yeah, fame is like a tree
It helps you get #~!!@.
For all you French ladies out there "Le feu sur le cheval était brisé, !#$*ES!"
I'm out of here

I'm going to a party with other famous people like Puff Diddy and Brad Pitts
Peace off.

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