Jon Lajoie lyrics : "Blackbird"
I wrote this song last night, and I'm not sure about some of the lyrics, but I'll give it a shot.
John's new girlfriend is a cunt
I don't know what he sees in that (*##$
She'll ruin our lives
This bands gonna break up if that !@^% does not die
John's got to stop taking LSD
It's making him think she's a 10, really she's a 3
What the $#&@?
Looks like her face got ran over by a truck
Dump that (*##$
Dump that (*##$
And stop being a mother$#&@ing dick
Ringo won't shut the $#&@ up
And George keeps writing stupid $#&@ing songs
That's my job
I'm the musical genius, they can all just suck my nuts
Suck my nuts
Suck my nuts
And while you're down there, suck my @@#!
$#&@ this %#@!, I've got a plan
Linda and I will start our own band
And call it Metallica
Metallica, yeah, that is a good name for a band
Metallica
Metallica
I'll have to run that name by Linda
Our new band Metallica is going to be super sick
If Linda ever dies, I'll marry a one-legged (*##$
And then divorce her six years later
'Cause she was such a $#&@ing (*##$
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