Summary - When You Wish Upon A Star
If you've ever wondered why
Disney's tales all end in lies

Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

Ariel - Under the Sea

I loved being princess down in ? this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing ? they end up in someone's stew
So just try to put yourself in ? to somebody else's gills

You're killing my ecosystem ? with fishing and oil spills
Thank you BP, thank you BP
The British are killing, oil is spilling

Now I can't see? MY EYES!
Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins
Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends

Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning
Thanks to BP
YOU SUCK!


Jasmine - Prince Ali
Hey, I'm ok, but I'm slightly scared

My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban

You've got the wrong man
In Guantanamo Bay
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa

Interrogation, from the nation, of the ?free?
Bin Laden's taken the fall
We're not trained pilots at all

Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, Al-Qaeda's not in this country

Set free my Prince Ali

Belle - Belle

A !@^%! A !@^%!
A !@^%, a !@^%, a !@^%!
This town's gone wild since I married Adam

They think I'm going straight to hell
But the charges laid on me
Of bestiality

Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
No, I'm overrun by mad men
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake

They legit believe I'm Satan
And now I hear that PETA wants to take my beast away


Pocahontas - Colors of the Wind
After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields

More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
They forced us into unknown lands of exile

They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads

Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?

Can you paint with the red colors in these men
I can murder if I please
Cause I'm dying of disease

I can paint with the red colors in these men

Thanks to BP

Where's Prince Ali?
Bestiality
I've got STDs