Spoken-
What? Another Party?
--Are you for serious (*##$?

Okay. Fine. But this is the last time.

(Chorus)

"And here we go again
Another night you won't remember
I'll call you Joe cause you are sloppy

Yeah you're the drunk girl at the party

Now I'm the designated driver

And you're the designated imbiber
Strangers doing shots now off your body
Yeah you're the drunk girl at the party"


Verse 1 --Ryan


You're the drunk girl at the party
Knocking every table over
Drinking everything thing in sight

But still claiming you are sober

Every time the music changes

You claim, "Oh I love this song!"
Thinking Ke$ha is a genius
But you could never be more wrong


Just talked to the bartender
He doesn't only know your drink

He knows your date of birth, you dad's net worth
And your favorite vomit sink


Yeah I think you have a problem
And your problem is my curse
Charlie Sheen just admitted

You were the most wasted girl on earth

You wear heels just for a minute

Then you say they start to hurt
If you take them off so soon
Why did they have to match your skirt?


That could have saved us several hours
Of intense deliberation

Oh hey look you're now half naked
And you're draining all my patience!


(Chorus)

Verse 2 -- Adam


Your goals are very simple
Get on TFLN dot com

But that might be difficult
When you text your Ex's mom


We're almost certain you have a problem
You know the cops in town by name
This was easily demonstrated

When they showed up and you were glad they came

And oh hey now there it is

Your secret racism rears its head
As you !@$(ize an entire race
I really wish that I was dead


Now you have a tiny problem
You can't find any of your belongings

I could have sworn you wore a jacket
Hey, where did you find that monkey?!


You almost got us in a fight
And now we really have to go
Gave a stranger the power finger

And called that lady an $$#-hole

Tomorrow morning should be awesome
When you vow to never drink again
And I'm holding your hair for hours

Cause you're my very very drunk best friend

Chorus

(Spoken)

Hey, Did we ever find that monkey?
--No, Why?!
Because I thought a hairy midget was driving your car away...but now--
--NO MONKEY, NOOOOOO!!!