(verse 1)
There's a new kind of lonely
sweeping this land

electronic tears
that I can't understand
my words are the same

but they glow in san serif
the click of my mouse
I stare in disbelief

it's time for me to say goodnight

(refrain)

but I'll stay up for
one more pun
I could not stand to

miss the fun
It's that subtle kind of humor
that makes "oh my" fun to say

my entertainment's doubled
since I "liked" George Takei


(verse 2)
I was pretty sure I had
something to say

was on the tip of my tongue
but I let it get away
and the words are lost

in cyberspace
and my status update
tries to take their place

and now it's time to say goodnight

(verse 3)

I can't keep my eyes
open anymore
my fingers ache

and my neck is sore
but I've got to share
what grumpy cat

has to say
about my bathmat
and now I really say goodnight