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John Williamson : Crocodile Roll lyrics

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John Williamson lyrics : "Crocodile Roll"

Havin a barbie by the river
With no one else around
A tropical honeymoon

Knockin a Four X down
She was standin in the water
Eatin a pumpkin scone

When CRUNCH! she was gone

They were doin the crocodile roll

The woman and the reptile
Doin the crocodile roll
In the middle of the river


Down came her husband
With a gun and a carving knife

To slaughter every crocodile
for takin his darling wife


[Spoken]
You can't go round eating Queenslanders
You overgrown goannas

I'll turn You all into shoes
CRUNCH!


It was in the news
They were doin the crocodile roll
The husband and the reptile

Doin the crocodile roll
In the middle of the river


Down came his bloodhound
With mangy curly hair
Picked up the scent

Away he went
Arse in the air
Then the dog got carried away

And ran out on a log
When CRUNCH! no more dog


They were doin the crocodile roll
The canine and the reptile
Doin the crocodile roll

In the middle of the river

Down came a wild pig

Rootin all about
The little swine
drank the wine

And really pigged it out
Then the crocodile chased him round
And the little pig said "up yours!"

CRUNCH! into another crocs jaws

They were doin the crocodile roll

The porker and the reptile
Doin the crocodile roll
In the middle of the river


Theres no moral to the story
Just a brand new dance

Grab your partner by the neck
And swing your crocodile pants
Dip your toe in the water

Are you ready for romance?
Swirl your tail around the floor
C'mon take a chance


Now your doin the crocodile roll
Stirin up the mud

Doin the crocodile roll
In the middle of the river


They were doin the crocodile roll
Stirin up the mudcrabs
Doin the crocodile roll

In the middle of the river

CRUNCH!

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