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John Valby lyrics : "Ya-ya"

Ya ya ya ya
Your mother goes
down for Egyptians

So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy


They say that !#!^ from Phizer
can turn a limp dick into a guyser

But when I want my @@#!
as hard as a rock
I just chug down a couple Budweisers


Ya ya ya ya
Your grandma ran over her nipple

with her wheelchair
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse

Waltz me around by my willy

There once was a Chinese girl name of Chin

who spread her slow cunt to let my tongue in
So I ate her and ate her
but just one hour later

I felt like eating her again

Ya ya ya ya

Your sister's nasal swab
came back positive for &&^(
So sing me another verse

worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy


I once picked up an eerie geek
whose financial condition
was obviously bleek

After swallowing my goo
she said "mmm, thank you
that's the first hot meal

I've had in a week"

Ya ya ya ya

Your mother's cunt's as dry as
her Thanksgiving turkey
So sing me another verse

worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy


There once was a young lady from Decatur
who was laid by a big alligator
Now nobody knew

the result of that screw
Cause after he laid her he ate her


Ya ya ya ya
Your mother played dead
till the dog was done

So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy


The Buffalo Bills are
starting to look scary

Cause they still haven't
popped the victory cherry
But I'm starting to get tense

cause Buffalo's defense
breaks down more than Mariah Carey


Ya ya ya ya
Your mother licks cow###
off fence posts

So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy


There once was a man from Nantucket
whose @@#! was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin

"If my ear were a cunt
I would $#&@ it"

Ya ya ya ya
Your father left his

dick print in the meatloaf
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Dance on my balls till I'm silly

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