Where do I begin?
Her $#&@in' $$# is wider
than it's ever been

Doesn't matter much which
hole I stick it in
A guy could lose a nut

inside her double chin

Where do I start?

With our first hello
I grabbed her $$# cheek
and she let a wet one go

I got it in her hole but
how I'll never know
I tried to ride a mound

of J-E-L-L-O

Where do I stop?