Callin' all you country boys
And girls from Dixieland
Callin' all you folks up north

Y'all come on and give us a hand

Callin' all the former's daughters

Callin' all the preacher's sons

It don't matter where you're born and bred

We're callin' on everyone

Who want to put a little tonk in their country

Put a little funk in the groove
We're gonna raise some hell, gonna ring your bell
We're gonna make you people move


We got bluegrass punks, pigs and thugs
And big girls gettin' down

Don't give a flip about your politics
Homegrown or raised uptown


People, take a good look around
It's a funky country


We've come to town from miles around
From both sides of the tracks
Everything from nose rings

To them big old cowboy hats

We're all just a little bit different

We got our own philosophies
But when we get together
We're just one big family


And we got a little tonk in our country
Got a little funk in the groove

We're gonna raise some hell, we're gonna ring your bell
We're gonna make you people move


We got bluegrass punks, pigs and thugs
And big girls gettin' down
Don't give a flip about your politics

Homegrown or raised uptown

People, take a good look around

It's a funky country

Red and yellow, black and white

On a new thread white and blue
Country fad or city fad
Anything you wanna do


Bang your head till you break your neck
Docey Do your girl around

When you hear that music fusion
Throw you a big hoedown


And we got a little tonk in our country
Got a little funk in the groove
We're gonna raise some hell, gonna ring your bell

We're gonna make you people move

We got bluegrass punks, pigs and thugs

Big girls gettin' down
Don't give a flip about your politics
Homegrown or raised uptown


People, take a good look around
It's a funky country

People, take a good look around
It's a funky country