Welcome to cyberspace, I'm lost in the fog
everything's digital I'm still !@#^og
when something goes wrong

I don't have a clue
some 10-year-old smart $$# has to show me what to do
Sign on with high speed you don't have to wait

Sit there for days and vegetate
I access my email, read all my spam, I'm an !@#^og man.


the whole world's living in a digital dream
it's not really there
it's all on the screen

makes me forget who I am
I'm an !@#^og man


Yeah I'm an !@#^og man in a digital world
I'm gonna get me an !@#^og girl
Who loves me for what I am.

I'm an !@#^og man

What's wrong with vinyl, I think it sounds great

LPs, 45s, 78s but that's just the way I am
I'm an !@#^og man


Turn on the tube, watch until dawn
one hundred channels, nothing is on
endless commercials, endless commercials, endless commercials


the whole world's glued to the cable TV
It looks so real on the big LCD

murder and violence are rated PG, too bad for the children
they are what they see


the whole world's living in a digital dream
it's not really there
it's all on the screen

makes me forget who I am
I'm an !@#^og man


yeah I'm an !@#^og man in a digital world
I'm gonna get me an !@#^og girl
Who loves me for what I am.

I'm an !@#^og man