my giant tongue wouldn't stop growing
a ghost stole our life savings
stand aside, my bum's five foot wide

my mate boiled my willy

i'm so fat i broke the toilet

six toilets actually
i fell for a sexy robot
i paint with my boobies


my psychic dog has healing powers
there's a time lord in my loo

mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant)
i fart on men's faces for money (oh yeah.. come on guys)