If only I had half a brain
I would be - the same
like you you and you!


I wish I´d be a Drone
A Copy - a Clone

I would be Unique
like a Freakin´Freak!


I wish I had the Antidote
would rule the World with my remote!
I wish I was a Cannibal

eating my own head
like an Animal!


If only I had half a brain
then I´d be just the same
as you!


I wish I had another ear
just like yours

that Do not hear!
Be a bit more like
you

I could go to sleep in your right shoe

If only I had half-a-brain

Then I would be just the same
The Ruler-of-a-Sphinx
Stick my head in the sand and feel extinct


If I got raped by UFO´s
and probed told his friends He just did so

Would you then listen
would you hear
and whisper in my other ear


If only I had half a brain
This place would never be the same!


If only I had half a brain
I would think


Just like you just like you
Just the same!

Just the same
just the same
just like you


I would think nothing