Well youve all heard the story,
About Rudolph and his nose.
But Ill tell you a Christmas tale

That never has been told.
Well you may think youve heard it all,
But you aint heard nothing yet.

About that crazy Christmas,
That the north pole cant forget.


Rudolph was under the weather
He had to call in sick,
So he got on the phone to his cousin Leroy

who lived out in the sticks.
He said Santas really countin on me,
And I hate to pass the buck.

Leroy said Hey, Im on my way,
And he jumped in his pick-up truck.


When Leroy got to the north pole,
All the reindeer snickered and laughed.
They had never seen a deer in overalls,

And a John Deere tractor hat.
But Santa stepped in and said,
Just calm down, because weve all got a job to do.

And like it or not Leroys in charge,
And hes gonna be a leading you.


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And it was Leroy, the redneck reindeer,
Hooked to the front of the sleigh.

Deliverin toys to all the good ol boys
And girls along the way.
Hes just a down home party animal,

Two steppin across the sky.
He makes the Jingle Bell
with a rebel yell,

And made history that night.

Before that night was over,

Leroy had changed their tune.
He had em scootin a hoof,
Over every single roof.

By the light of a neon moon.
Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag,
He was havin the time of his life.

And you could hear his call,
Merry Christmas, Yall,
And to all a Yall a Good Night.


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He makes the Jingle Bell

with a rebel yell,
And made history that night.