I just wanna share that I hope you get attacked by a bear
Get so scared that you go and take a %#@! in your underwear
And it's cool if you're happy just don't think that I care

I'll be happy over here, you go be a (*##$ over there

I hope you meet a guy and you go back to his place

And he has fantasies that give a whole new meaning to the term "%#@!faced"
Takes you on a boat at midnight to go and watch the waves
Get lost at sea, now you're playin Tom

Hanks in the movie "Cast Away"

Stranded, but rescue is easily obtainable

However, Amelia Earhart is the only pilot that's available
You realize there's no chance cause (*##$ you ain't playin Yahtzee
Then Bear Grylls shows up, cuts you open, and sleeps in your $#&@in body


Although this sounds harsh, I don't mean to be mean
I just hope you make like Macho Man and snap your neck on an oak tree

Cause it's easy to see, that you're nothin like you used to be
And now I can't spell out your name without using cunt


They say love will make you do the craziest things
Maybe that's why I wanna hang you with your own $#&@in tampon string
Imma be honest bout this, and I hope you get the gist

Make like Justin Bieber's fans and go and slit your wrists

Hold on, I don't think you get this, let me explain this

I hope you get beat more than a glass of Nesquick
Givin out that 10 dollar special like your workin for Pizza Hut