I hate the flipping queen,
But I very much enjoyed the jubilee,
We had a finger buffet in the street,

Selection of cheeses, Selection of meats.

Yes, I brought the butter for the scones.

Cun, cun, country life.

Went down to the Thames,

Saw the Queen's flotilla.
I shouted until my voice got shriller.
I waved a little flag by the river side.

It was so beautiful I f**king cried.

La, la, la, la - I hate establishment

But I love state-organised events!
It's the one thing that I miss when being anarchist
Cos an anarchist meeting really don't exist.

An anarchist meeting really don't exist...

And I abhored Maggie T,

Cos when she was alive she divided society.
But her funeral was a beautiful thing
Standing at St Paul's and hearing Big Ben ring... (Bell end)


I told the protesters to show some respect.
Fu, fu, fu, for crying out loud.


CHORUS


I detest governments and all their baloney,
But I videoed the Olympic Opening ceremony.
And I'll say it again -- I really hate royalty,

But Kate and Will's wedding was wonderful to see!

And I'll be in the front row when they christen their baby.

Oh, oh, I'm so excited!
Cos I wanna see her... and her kid.