You messed up you read the paper
You accidentally watched the news
You inadvertently find yourself in the vicinity of the blues


Bust your $$# to get a good life
You make a habit out of overtime

When the big report card comes
Your priorities are way out of line


Chorus:
You need to go to summer school
Into the beach or at least in a pool

Time to go to summer school
Remember what is and what is not cool


Time out for bad behavior
Time off you've been under the gun
High time somebody told you

It's time to let those puppies run

What's up with this recession?

I refuse to participate
The answer to your burning questions
Are dancing on your tailgate


It's time to go to summer school
Remember what is and is not cool

Oh summer school
There's a time and a place to act like a fool
At summer school

Get your $$# to a beach or at least to a pool
At summer school
Remember what is and what is not cool


Here's the subjects:
Beer 101.

Sex 102.
Tune it in turn it out
That's what I'm talking about


It's time to go to summer school
Yeah the courses are easy and there are no rules

At summer school
Remember what is and what is not cool
You need to stay in summer school

This is the time and the place to act like a fool
Oh summer school
Remember what is and what is not cool