(Jimmy Buffett, Dan Fogelberg)
Found myself a matchbook
Beside some hotel bed

Opened it up and looked inside
And this is what it said


Get on back to school
Domino college, back to school
Boneyard full of knowledge

Working vacation in a third world nation
Back to school


Fly down to miami
Get yourself a boat
Fill it full of suntan oil

And rent yourself a goat

Ain't no registration

Ain't no student loan
You may not learn to read or write
But you will surely learn to roll them bones


Get on back to school
Domino college, back to school

Boneyard full of knowledge
Working vacation in a third world nation
Back to school


They don't rap your knuckles
If you cut the class

They just track you through the jungle boy
Then they kick your $$#


It's a different kind of domino theory
They teach you down in Butler town
If you lose you buy the booze

And then the student body all falls down

They can't get back to school

Domino college, back to school
Fountain of knowledge
Working vacation in a third world nation

Back to school
Get on back


Make your parents hate you
Be a big disgrace
Act just like a domino

And fall on your face

You can't get back to school

Domino college, back to school
Fountain of knowledge
There ain't no graduation from this kind of education

Back to school
Working vacation in a third world nation
Back to school


[Spoken:]
Oh, Jan & Dean be true to your school.

Big six, big six, whose got it?
!@%& Robert when you gonna play man,
hey man, say, you know whose turn it is