JIM CANTIELLO lyrics : "Glee Recap Song - "Britney 2.0""
Kicked out of cheering for her F's
Santana's busy
Has no free time for cybersex
Brit acts like she doesn't care
And she almost shaves her hair
So they rock all Britney
Hoping their friend bounces back from her low
Joe helps sing "3"
Even though he loves Jesus.
I've strong feelings 'bout "Britney 2.0"
I wish the newbies weren't newbies
Get them off of my show
Oh
Except for Rachel's studly cutie
He's a cutie, I know
Oh
I'm talking incoming McKinley students, GTFO!
Oh oh oh oh oh
They have no chemistry
The disposition of a brick
Ugh, Jake and Marley
I'd rather spent time in Bushwick
Rachel and Kurt are adorbs
So glad she's not in the dorms
Cassandra's viral
Her onstage meltdown's on YouTube
During her downward spiral
She tells Rachel she's not sexy
So the next day she exposes her !@(&
So far Rachel's New York ain't what she hoped it'd turn out to be
And I am LOVING that she's having trouble, don't you agree?
Am I misogynist for relishing her struggles each week?
Or is it just that all the new kids make me wince when they speak?
Puck's brother is a lover, womanizer, spreading his seed
But Marley isn't sure if he has changed, oh what to believe?
Who cares when these new kids have no charm or personality?
It's like when MTV replaced the cast on "Laguna Beach."
I wish the newbies weren't newbies
Get them off of my show
Oh
There is a vacuum of charisma so they've all got to go
Whoa
Should we petition for that scrapped Rachel and Kurt spin-off show?
Oh oh oh, I think so....
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