A tailspin for Britney
Kicked out of cheering for her F's
Santana's busy

Has no free time for cybersex

Brit acts like she doesn't care

And she almost shaves her hair

So they rock all Britney

Hoping their friend bounces back from her low
Joe helps sing "3"
Even though he loves Jesus.

I've strong feelings 'bout "Britney 2.0"

I wish the newbies weren't newbies

Get them off of my show
Oh
Except for Rachel's studly cutie

He's a cutie, I know
Oh
I'm talking incoming McKinley students, GTFO!

Oh oh oh oh oh

They have no chemistry

The disposition of a brick
Ugh, Jake and Marley
I'd rather spent time in Bushwick


Rachel and Kurt are adorbs
So glad she's not in the dorms


Cassandra's viral
Her onstage meltdown's on YouTube

During her downward spiral
She tells Rachel she's not sexy
So the next day she exposes her !@(&


So far Rachel's New York ain't what she hoped it'd turn out to be
And I am LOVING that she's having trouble, don't you agree?

Am I misogynist for relishing her struggles each week?
Or is it just that all the new kids make me wince when they speak?


Puck's brother is a lover, womanizer, spreading his seed
But Marley isn't sure if he has changed, oh what to believe?
Who cares when these new kids have no charm or personality?

It's like when MTV replaced the cast on "Laguna Beach."

I wish the newbies weren't newbies

Get them off of my show
Oh
There is a vacuum of charisma so they've all got to go

Whoa
Should we petition for that scrapped Rachel and Kurt spin-off show?
Oh oh oh, I think so....