Don't want to be a fat man
People would think
That I was just good fun

Would rather be a thin man,
I am so glad to go on being one
Too much to carry around with you

No chance of finding a woman who
Will love you in the morning
And all the night time too

Don't want to be a fat man
Have not the patience to ignore all that
Hate to admit to myself half

Of my problems came from being fat
Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him
I seen the other side to being thin

Roll us both down a mountain
And I'm sure the fat man would win