I got a phone that's smarter 'n me
It's a gadget that you really gotta see
It maps the directions to where I wanna be

It's sure a smart phone

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My smartphone remember all the things I can't
And Google backs me up on all my rants

And reminders tell me to water my plants -
It's sure a smart phone


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My wife she chatters all the live-long day

But when I'm fooling with my smart phone she just fades away
I think my smart phone's here to stay
I love my smart phone


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I love Siri, she's so fine
Tho she don't understand me half the time
But I guess I can't 'spect her to read my mind

No she's just a smart phone

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Well I'm chatting and Googling and blastin' off texts
I'm worried that I'm findin' this better than sex

Just can't wait to find out what'll I do do next on my smart phone
Oh, I love my smart phone


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Some talk about privacy but that's passe

Tho' it used to mean something, back in the day
But I'd trade it for shopping leads any old day
On my smart phone


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It does more things than my swiss army knife
How'd I get along before it entered my life?
What was that? Did someone say, "Hey get a life. . .and. . .get off your smart phone."

But I don't care - cuz it's just - too much fun!

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Smart phone knows where I'm goin'
Smart phone knows where I've been
Smart phone tells the man all about me

But I don't care - cuz it's just - too much fun!